It’s been said Patong Beach is dirty, seedy, grimy, and unabashedly debaucherous – even dangerous. All that may be true.
I get it, it’s not everybody’s cup of tea.
But I love it. Here’s 7 reasons why.
7 Things I Love About Patong Beach (Phuket, Thailand)
Editor’s Note: This post is part of my Myanmar–Thailand trip to Asia. For more on this trip, check out my other posts on Myanmar, Thailand, and Japan.
The Always Lively Patong Bay

Beach view of Patong Bay
The Luxurious Ocean Front Resorts

Amari Phuket

Amari Phuket

The Residence Villas
The Nearby Picture-Perfect Islands

Koh Phi Phi

Koh Phi Phi

Maya Beach

Pileh Lagoon
The Super-Tasty (And Super-Affordable) Food

Dinner at Mr. Good’s Seafood

The seafood catch at Savoey

Night markets
The People Watching (And Bar-Hopping) On Thanon Bangla (Bangla Street)

Bangla Street

Bangla Street
FHOP Tip: A word to the wise: Brush up on your Connect Four & Jenga skills before you get here.Â
The Locals And The Tourists From All Over The World
The Pure Unbridled Insanity

Yes, believe it or not, these are real brands of alcohol you can find at the grocery store in Phuket.

This totally allegorical beach tile says it all
Final Thoughts: 7 Things I Love About Patong Beach (Phuket, Thailand)
Patong Beach is the main attraction on Phuket Island, and for good reason. Las Vegas ain’t got nothing on Patong Beach.
Sure, it’s not for everybody all the time, but you haven’t truly lived until you’ve partied ’til the sunrise here.
Cheers!